07719 262736 alfie@sketchum.co.uk


Please fill in the simple enquiry form below for an "instant" quote.

Choose wisely! Go by the drawings! Also try to get a bit of a "feel" for the person you book - there's a social aspect to what I do of course - or you risk ending up with a Muppet!

Venues beyond central-ish London will most likely require something for travel, in which case I'll clearly point it out in your quote. It's never that much.

My average performance lasts three hours. The longer I'm there for the better the deal ~ with the time-to-money ratio, but also in terms of penmanship: I get a smidge faster and better as I go along (!).

Fees are payable on or a few days before the day of performance (corporate client terms may vary), by bank transfer, BACS, cash, cheque, or PayPal (works with Amex).

When we're agreed on the main details I'll email a booking form to you (not the enquiry form below!). Once that's been completed, returned and acknowledged, you've secured my services. All we need then do is agree to contact each other a few days before the event to check all's well, and we're all set!

Contact Alfie ("Mr Sketchum"!) ~

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