Oh, how sweet!
Andrew Logan, jewellery sale at his home

Great! Thanks! I'm just going to put it in the car!!
Carl Tyler, Meridian TV Xmas Party, Southampton

Dun't look anything like me.
Nick Moran, The BAFTAS

Raas claat...!!
(Rankin) Tiger, The Swan, Tottenham

That's very nice Alfie.
Jon Spencer, Hammersmith Apollo

I'm laughing so much I can't breathe!
Russell Simins, traffic jam, the M6 motorway

Don't EVER do a drawing like that of me EVER AGAIN!
Judah Bauer, a service station off the M6

Hey, you draw like me! Give me a hug!
Chan Marshall (Cat Power), leafing through my sketchbook, backstage Forum Kentish Town

Brilliant! Brilliant! Brilliant!
Johnny Ball (Zoë's dad), Grosvenor House Park Lane

Actually that's not bad at all.
Stephen Berkoff, tube train, South Kensington Station

A f***ing good drawing Alfie!
Roland Rivron, Warwick, Portobello Rd

Thank-you very much.
Nicholas Witchell, Sounds, Leicester Square

That's the best cara...er...caractcha I've ever had...out of all the caractchas I've ever had done!
Jamie Redknapp, Wentworth Golf Club

Just a brief note to thank you for helping to make our Christmas party such a success. Your sketches were brilliant, the cause of much amusement and enjoyed by everyone.
Lyn, Meridian Broadcasting Ltd

Many thanks for the great drawings and I'll defintely be in touch next time we do the same thing.
Anne, Coca-Cola, Hammersmith

Just a short note in order to thank you for providing your services on Saturday night. I think the evening was a great success and you certainly always seemed to have a large queue waiting to use your talents throughout the evening. I shall keep your contact details for future use and shall of course pass them on to any colleagues who are charged with organising a similar event.
M.J.D.Dixon, Captain Adjutant, Royal Artillery

Thanks for Sunday! You were absolutely perfect!
James & Emily, Watford

Thank-you for coming and doing such a great job at our wedding. Our guests were amazed at how fast and accurate as well as how funny and friendly you were. I gave your details to my cousin, who is definitely interested in having you at her birthday party.
Susan & Andrew, Petersfield

Alfie's drawings are unique in style and approach. They're not "cheesy" or formulaic. Each face he draws is completely different. They're very realistic but still have enough squash and stretch to make the salient features striking. With a lot of them I almost wouldn't call them caricatures...a definite cut above the rest of jobbing caricaturists.
Anton, Supervising Animator, Warner Bros.

The whole evening was lifted by your drawings, and looking at the photos we had a real giggle. Thanks for making the event go with a bang!
Michelle, Argos head office, Milton Keynes

One word...brilliant. Thanks for being able to come at the last minute. The picture you did of me and Claire is framed and hanging in the loo. We'll definitely be recommending you in the future.
Paul, Wandsworth

Mr Sketchum "performed" at our wedding reception. His drawings, along with his sense of humour, went down a storm! He was a fantastic addition to our reception and we're very happy that we booked him. He got along with everyone so well that some of our guests thought that he was a friend of ours! We would thoroughly recommend Mr Sketchum for any party/gathering.
Carl & Jane, Milton Keynes

What you see through your glasses isn't reality dude.
Anonymous, Warburtons (written in my sketchbook whilst I was away)

Keep up the good work Alf.
Debbie, Warburtons, Enfield